dafuqitifuk
When you’re so lost you swear the person is talking to a ghost and maybe you’re also cursed.
My friend said 'I’m gonna beat up my dog and then eat it' and I’m like, dafuqitifuk?
My mom said 'I’m gonna take over the world with a spoon' and I’m like, why? Why? Why?
My teacher said 'We’re gonna sing a song and then do math' and I’m like, what? What? What?