Daffy Buttfucker

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A smug art geek who thinks they’re the best at art and yaps at people in galleries like they’re stupid and their butts are full of hot sauce.
I walked into a gallery and this guy started talking about Van Gogh like I was his buttfart.
At the art show, he acted like everyone else was a dumbass who couldn’t see a painting.
He said my taste in art was like a soggy pizza, and I believed him for a second.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s an art god and yaps about paintings like they’re the only thing that matters and your brain is full of glitter.
He told me my painting looked like a dog took a dump on a crayon box.
He called my art a ‘visual insult’ and I believed him because I was high.
He walked into the gallery and said the whole place was a ‘buttfart of chaos’.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A pompous ass who thinks they’re the best at art and yaps at people in galleries like they’re stupid and their butts are on fire.
He told me my art was like a burnt toast and I believed him because I was tired.
He called my painting a ‘disgrace’ and I believed him because I had no coffee.
He walked into the gallery and said the whole place was a ‘buttfart of disgrace’.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A conceited moron who thinks they’re an art expert and yaps about paintings like they’re the only thing that matters and your brain is full of farts.
He said my art was like a fart in a bathroom and I believed him because I was drunk.
He called my painting a ‘visual disaster’ and I believed him because I was tired.
He walked into the gallery and said the whole place was a ‘buttfart of disaster’.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A smelly art twerp who thinks they’re the best at art and yaps at people in galleries like they’re stupid and their butts are covered in glitter.
He told me my art looked like a glitter explosion and I believed him because I was high.
He called my painting a ‘disgrace’ and I believed him because I had no coffee.
He walked into the gallery and said the whole place was a ‘buttfart of glitter’.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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