Daffy Buttfucker
A guy who thinks he’s an art god and yaps about paintings like they’re the only thing that matters and your brain is full of glitter.
He told me my painting looked like a dog took a dump on a crayon box.
He called my art a ‘visual insult’ and I believed him because I was high.
He walked into the gallery and said the whole place was a ‘buttfart of chaos’.