Daffy Buttfucker
A pompous ass who thinks they’re the best at art and yaps at people in galleries like they’re stupid and their butts are on fire.
He told me my art was like a burnt toast and I believed him because I was tired.
He called my painting a ‘disgrace’ and I believed him because I had no coffee.
He walked into the gallery and said the whole place was a ‘buttfart of disgrace’.