Daffy Buttfucker
A conceited moron who thinks they’re an art expert and yaps about paintings like they’re the only thing that matters and your brain is full of farts.
He said my art was like a fart in a bathroom and I believed him because I was drunk.
He called my painting a ‘visual disaster’ and I believed him because I was tired.
He walked into the gallery and said the whole place was a ‘buttfart of disaster’.