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A joke that the dad thinks is the funniest thing ever, but it’s so bad it makes everyone else want to die. He laughs like he just won the lottery, and the rest of you laugh just to keep from crying.

Dad: 'I asked my wife if she wanted to go to the movies. She said, 'No, I want to go to the movies with you.' I said, 'What’s the difference?'

Dad: 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.' No one said a word.

Dad: 'I told my dog I was going to the gym. He said, 'Why? I’m already there.' I said, 'You’re not.' He said, 'You’re not either.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The worst joke ever told by a dad, usually right when the family is trying to enjoy something. It’s so bad it’s like the dad is trying to ruin your life.

Dad: 'I told my kid I was going to eat a lot of pizza. He said, 'Why?' I said, 'Because I like pizza.' He said, 'That’s not why.' I said, 'That’s why.'

Dad: 'Why did the cow go to the hospital? Because he had a cow-ardly heart attack.' No one laughed. Not even the cow.

Dad: 'I told my mom I was going to be rich. She said, 'You’re not.' I said, 'I’m going to be rich.' She said, 'You’re not.' I said, 'I am.' She said, 'You’re not.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A joke that’s so simple and lame, it feels like the dad just woke up and decided to be a joke.

Dad: 'I told my kid I was going to be a doctor. He said, 'Why?' I said, 'Because I like to help people.' He said, 'That’s not why.' I said, 'That’s why.'

Dad: 'Why did the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no body to go to.' No one said a word. Not even the skeleton.

Dad: 'I told my dog I was going to the beach. He said, 'Why?' I said, 'Because I like the sand.' He said, 'I like the sand too.' I said, 'That’s why.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A joke that only a dad would tell because anyone else would be too embarrassed to say it out loud. It’s like the dad is trying to show how cool he is by being totally uncool.

Dad: 'I told my kid I was going to be a lawyer. He said, 'Why?' I said, 'Because I like to argue.' He said, 'That’s not why.' I said, 'That’s why.'

Dad: 'Why did the turtle go to the store? Because he needed a shell.

Dad: 'I told my wife I was going to be a rockstar. She said, 'You’re not.' I said, 'I am.' She said, 'You’re not.' I said, 'I am.' She said, 'You’re not.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A joke so bad that it makes the whole family face-palm. It’s like the dad is trying to make everyone feel stupid.

Dad: 'I told my kid I was going to be a teacher. He said, 'Why?' I said, 'Because I like to teach.' He said, 'That’s not why.' I said, 'That’s why.'

Dad: 'Why did the ghost go to the store? Because he needed a little more spook.

Dad: 'I told my dog I was going to be a detective. He said, 'Why?' I said, 'Because I like to solve mysteries.' He said, 'That’s not why.' I said, 'That’s why.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A joke that’s so lame, it’s not even funny. The dad tells it just for himself. He doesn’t care if you think it’s bad. He just wants to be the center of attention.

Dad: 'I told my kid I was going to be a singer. He said, 'Why?' I said, 'Because I like to sing.' He said, 'That’s not why.' I said, 'That’s why.'

Dad: 'Why did the fish go to the store? Because he needed a little more flake.

Dad: 'I told my wife I was going to be a doctor. She said, 'You’re not.' I said, 'I am.' She said, 'You’re not.' I said, 'I am.' She said, 'You’re not.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A joke that’s so bad it makes people want to run away. Usually told at weddings or birthdays. It’s like the dad is trying to embarrass everyone.

Dad: 'I told my kid I was going to be a doctor. He said, 'Why?' I said, 'Because I like to help people.' He said, 'That’s not why.' I said, 'That’s why.'

Dad: 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.' No one said a word.

Dad: 'I told my dog I was going to the gym. He said, 'Why?' I said, 'Because I like to work out.' He said, 'I like to work out too.' I said, 'That’s why.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago