Dads Joke
A joke that the dad thinks is the funniest thing ever, but it’s so bad it makes everyone else want to die. He laughs like he just won the lottery, and the rest of you laugh just to keep from crying.
Dad: 'I asked my wife if she wanted to go to the movies. She said, 'No, I want to go to the movies with you.' I said, 'What’s the difference?'
Dad: 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.' No one said a word.
Dad: 'I told my dog I was going to the gym. He said, 'Why? I’m already there.' I said, 'You’re not.' He said, 'You’re not either.'