Dads Joke
The worst joke ever told by a dad, usually right when the family is trying to enjoy something. It’s so bad it’s like the dad is trying to ruin your life.
Dad: 'I told my kid I was going to eat a lot of pizza. He said, 'Why?' I said, 'Because I like pizza.' He said, 'That’s not why.' I said, 'That’s why.'
Dad: 'Why did the cow go to the hospital? Because he had a cow-ardly heart attack.' No one laughed. Not even the cow.
Dad: 'I told my mom I was going to be rich. She said, 'You’re not.' I said, 'I’m going to be rich.' She said, 'You’re not.' I said, 'I am.' She said, 'You’re not.'