Dad: 'I told my kid I was going to be a doctor. He said, 'Why?' I said, 'Because I like to help people.' He said, 'That’s not why.' I said, 'That’s why.'

Dad: 'Why did the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no body to go to.' No one said a word. Not even the skeleton.

Dad: 'I told my dog I was going to the beach. He said, 'Why?' I said, 'Because I like the sand.' He said, 'I like the sand too.' I said, 'That’s why.'