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a grumpy, out-of-shape man who wears baggy sports clothes like they're a second skin and thinks he's still cool. He probably smells like old socks and regret.
My uncle wore a tracksuit to the grocery store and tried to high-five the cashier.
That guy at the gym wears cycling shorts like they're a fashion statement. He’s not even trying.
My dad came to my birthday in a tracksuit and brought a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a man who looks like he rolled out of a discount clothes bin and into a creepy movie. He’s probably the reason your childhood was haunted.
My neighbor wears a tracksuit every day and stares at me like he’s going to eat me.
That guy at the park wears a cycling short and a hoodie in July. He’s like a ghost from the 80s.
My dad wore a tracksuit to my wedding and said he was 'dressed for the occasion'.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a man who looks like he’s been sitting in a sports store for years. He wears everything too tight, too loose, or just plain wrong. He’s the reason you have nightmares about sports clothes.
My uncle wore cycling shorts to the beach and tried to surf. He looked like a confused potato.
That guy at the gym wears a tracksuit and smells like he hasn’t showered since the 90s.
My dad wears a tracksuit to everything and calls it ‘business casual’.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a man who looks like he fell into a sports store and forgot how to leave. He wears clothes like they’re a religion and probably thinks he’s a god.
That guy at the mall wears a tracksuit and a hoodie and thinks he’s the king of the world.
My dad came to my mom’s birthday in a tracksuit and brought a coffee. He said it was ‘formal wear’.
My uncle wears cycling shorts to the grocery store and tries to flirt with the cashier.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a man who looks like he was born in a tracksuit. He wears sports clothes like they’re his skin and probably smells like regret and old shoes.
My uncle wears a tracksuit to work and thinks he’s the most stylish man alive.
That guy at the park wears cycling shorts and a hoodie and looks like he just escaped from a haunted sports store.
My dad came to my graduation in a tracksuit and said, ‘This is formal wear.’
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a man who looks like he was dressed by a confused sock and a tired treadmill. He wears sports clothes like they’re a crime and probably smells like his own regrets.
My dad wears a tracksuit to the supermarket and tries to chat up the checkout guy.
That guy at the gym wears cycling shorts and a tracksuit like it’s a fashion statement. He’s not even trying.
My uncle wears a tracksuit to everything and calls it ‘business formal’.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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