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a man who looks like he was dressed by a confused sock and a tired treadmill. He wears sports clothes like they’re a crime and probably smells like his own regrets.
My dad wears a tracksuit to the supermarket and tries to chat up the checkout guy.
That guy at the gym wears cycling shorts and a tracksuit like it’s a fashion statement. He’s not even trying.
My uncle wears a tracksuit to everything and calls it ‘business formal’.