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a man who looks like he fell into a sports store and forgot how to leave. He wears clothes like they’re a religion and probably thinks he’s a god.
That guy at the mall wears a tracksuit and a hoodie and thinks he’s the king of the world.
My dad came to my mom’s birthday in a tracksuit and brought a coffee. He said it was ‘formal wear’.
My uncle wears cycling shorts to the grocery store and tries to flirt with the cashier.