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a man who looks like he’s been sitting in a sports store for years. He wears everything too tight, too loose, or just plain wrong. He’s the reason you have nightmares about sports clothes.
My uncle wore cycling shorts to the beach and tried to surf. He looked like a confused potato.
That guy at the gym wears a tracksuit and smells like he hasn’t showered since the 90s.
My dad wears a tracksuit to everything and calls it ‘business casual’.