Daddy paradox

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The question of whether you'd bang your future self if you had a time machine and a stiff drink.

If I had a time machine, I’d punch my past self and flirt with my future self.

I’d ask my future self if he’d still marry me if I turned into a greasy pizza.

If I had a time machine, I’d make my past self cry and my future self laugh.

Figuring out if you'd sex yourself if you could go back in time and had no self-respect.

I’d go back in time just to tell my past self not to marry my future self.

If I had a time machine, I’d propose to my future self and forget about my past self.

I’d go back in time just to make my past self regret everything.

Trying to decide if you'd bone your older self if you had a time machine and a really bad attitude.

If I had a time machine, I’d tell my older self to leave me alone and then bone him anyway.

I’d go back in time just to tell my younger self not to be a mess.

I’d bone my older self if I had a time machine and a really good reason.

Wondering if you'd have sex with your past self if you had a time machine and a really bad life.

If I had a time machine, I’d tell my past self everything and then ignore him.

I’d go back in time just to tell my past self not to be a total mess.

I’d have sex with my past self if I had a time machine and a really bad day.

Trying to figure out if you'd have sex with your future self if you had a time machine and a really bad idea.

If I had a time machine, I’d have sex with my future self and then regret it.

I’d go back in time just to tell my future self to stop being a mess.

I’d have sex with my future self if I had a time machine and no self-control.

Trying to decide if you'd bonk your past self if you had a time machine and a really bad mood.

If I had a time machine, I’d bonk my past self and then forget about it.

I’d go back in time just to tell my past self not to be a pain in the ass.

I’d bonk my past self if I had a time machine and a really bad day.