Daddy paradox - Trying to decide if you'd bonk your past self if you had a t

Trying to decide if you'd bonk your past self if you had a time machine and a really bad mood.

If I had a time machine, I’d bonk my past self and then forget about it.

I’d go back in time just to tell my past self not to be a pain in the ass.

I’d bonk my past self if I had a time machine and a really bad day.