Daddy paradox - Wondering if you'd have sex with your past self if you had a

Wondering if you'd have sex with your past self if you had a time machine and a really bad life.

If I had a time machine, I’d tell my past self everything and then ignore him.

I’d go back in time just to tell my past self not to be a total mess.

I’d have sex with my past self if I had a time machine and a really bad day.