Daddy paradox - Trying to decide if you'd bone your older self if you had a

Trying to decide if you'd bone your older self if you had a time machine and a really bad attitude.

If I had a time machine, I’d tell my older self to leave me alone and then bone him anyway.

I’d go back in time just to tell my younger self not to be a mess.

I’d bone my older self if I had a time machine and a really good reason.