daddy mids

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Daddy mids is the crummy weed that old guys smoke because they can’t handle the good stuff anymore. It’s like the pot version of a soggy pizza crust.

Dad: 'I just got some daddy mids from my buddy. It’s the only thing that doesn’t make me vomit.'

Mom: 'He’s been smoking that crummy daddy mids all day. He’s like a sleepy turtle.'

Uncle Bob: 'This daddy mids is so weak, I could wake up a dead man.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Daddy mids is the sad excuse for pot that middle-aged guys smoke because they’re too cheap to buy the good stuff. It tastes like regret and burnt toast.

Dad: 'I only smoke daddy mids because it costs less than a beer.'

Friend: 'He’s been high on daddy mids all day. He just stares at the ceiling like it’s his ex.'

Brother: 'That daddy mids is so weak, I could use it to water my plants.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Daddy mids is the weak pot that old guys smoke because they’re too lazy to get the good stuff. It’s like the weed version of a slow cooker.

Dad: 'I just hit the daddy mids. It’s like smoking a cloud of dust.'

Mom: 'He’s been smoking that daddy mids since 8 a. m. He looks like a ghost.'

Uncle Steve: 'This daddy mids is so weak, it’s like smoking a fart.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Daddy mids is the old man’s pot. It’s like the weed version of a stiff drink. It’s weak, it’s smelly, and it’s full of bad decisions.

Dad: 'I just took a hit of that daddy mids. It’s like smoking a wet sock.'

Friend: 'He’s been high on that daddy mids all morning. He can’t even remember his own name.'

Brother: 'That daddy mids is so weak, it’s like smoking a cloud of regret.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Daddy mids is the crummy weed that middle-aged guys smoke because they think they’re too cool for the good stuff. It’s like the pot version of a lousy sandwich.

Dad: 'I only smoke daddy mids because I think I’m too cool for the good stuff.'

Friend: 'He’s been high on that daddy mids all day. He looks like a confused potato.'

Uncle Frank: 'This daddy mids is so weak, I could use it to light my cigar.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Daddy mids is the bad weed that old guys smoke because they’re too cheap and too tired to do anything else. It’s like the pot version of a dying battery.

Dad: 'I just took a hit of that daddy mids. It’s like smoking a fart.'

Mom: 'He’s been high on that daddy mids all day. He’s like a sleepy turtle.'

Uncle Bill: 'This daddy mids is so weak, it’s like smoking a cloud of dust.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago