daddy mids
Daddy mids is the sad excuse for pot that middle-aged guys smoke because they’re too cheap to buy the good stuff. It tastes like regret and burnt toast.
Dad: 'I only smoke daddy mids because it costs less than a beer.'
Friend: 'He’s been high on daddy mids all day. He just stares at the ceiling like it’s his ex.'
Brother: 'That daddy mids is so weak, I could use it to water my plants.'