daddy mids
Daddy mids is the crummy weed that old guys smoke because they can’t handle the good stuff anymore. It’s like the pot version of a soggy pizza crust.
Dad: 'I just got some daddy mids from my buddy. It’s the only thing that doesn’t make me vomit.'
Mom: 'He’s been smoking that crummy daddy mids all day. He’s like a sleepy turtle.'
Uncle Bob: 'This daddy mids is so weak, I could wake up a dead man.'