daddy mids
Daddy mids is the crummy weed that middle-aged guys smoke because they think they’re too cool for the good stuff. It’s like the pot version of a lousy sandwich.
Dad: 'I only smoke daddy mids because I think I’m too cool for the good stuff.'
Friend: 'He’s been high on that daddy mids all day. He looks like a confused potato.'
Uncle Frank: 'This daddy mids is so weak, I could use it to light my cigar.'