daddle saddle

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A daddle saddle is like a dad’s version of a saddle, but it's for giving kids a stupid ride instead of riding a horse, and it's so weird it makes your brain hurt!
My dad tried to ride me like a horse with that stupid daddle saddle. I got a D in math because I was too busy screaming.
My dad used the daddle saddle to give me a ride. I ended up in the principal’s office. He got detention.
I asked my dad why he needed a saddle. He said, 'You’re the horse.' I ran away.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A daddle saddle is a dad’s stupid invention to make riding a kid feel like being on a horse, but it’s just a mess of shame and bad decisions.
My dad used the daddle saddle to ride me like a horse. I got a bruise and a bad reputation.
My dad said I was his horse. I said I was his prisoner. He still used the daddle saddle.
My teacher asked why I was late. I said my dad used the daddle saddle to ride me to school.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A daddle saddle is what happens when a dad thinks he’s a cowboy, but he’s just trying to make his kid’s life a living hell.
My dad put the daddle saddle on me and said, 'You’re my horse.' I said, 'I’m your prisoner.'
My dad used the daddle saddle to take me to the park. I ended up in the hospital.
My friend asked me why I looked like I was being tortured. I said my dad used the daddle saddle on me.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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