daddle saddle - A daddle saddle is what happens when a dad thinks he’s a cow

A daddle saddle is what happens when a dad thinks he’s a cowboy, but he’s just trying to make his kid’s life a living hell.

My dad put the daddle saddle on me and said, 'You’re my horse.' I said, 'I’m your prisoner.'

My dad used the daddle saddle to take me to the park. I ended up in the hospital.

My friend asked me why I looked like I was being tortured. I said my dad used the daddle saddle on me.