daddle saddle
A daddle saddle is like a dad’s version of a saddle, but it's for giving kids a stupid ride instead of riding a horse, and it's so weird it makes your brain hurt!
My dad tried to ride me like a horse with that stupid daddle saddle. I got a D in math because I was too busy screaming.
My dad used the daddle saddle to give me a ride. I ended up in the principal’s office. He got detention.
I asked my dad why he needed a saddle. He said, 'You’re the horse.' I ran away.