daddle saddle
A daddle saddle is a dad’s stupid invention to make riding a kid feel like being on a horse, but it’s just a mess of shame and bad decisions.
My dad used the daddle saddle to ride me like a horse. I got a bruise and a bad reputation.
My dad said I was his horse. I said I was his prisoner. He still used the daddle saddle.
My teacher asked why I was late. I said my dad used the daddle saddle to ride me to school.