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A guy who turns into a total mess after becoming a dad. He starts talking about nothing but his kids and his house. He’s like a broken radio, all static and no music. He’s usually married to a mombie who’s tired of his nonsense.
Hey bro, my kid just won a spelling bee. I’m telling you, that kid’s gonna be president.
I’m telling you, my daughter’s smarter than you and your kid combined.
My kid eats more than you do. You should be ashamed.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A man who becomes a dad and suddenly loses all his cool. He talks about his kids nonstop and thinks they’re the best thing since sliced bread. He’s like a dog who just got a new toy, obsessed and annoying.
My son just got a perfect score on his math test. You know what that means? I’m gonna be rich.
My daughter can do cartwheels. You can’t do cartwheels. You’re a failure.
I’m telling you, my kid’s gonna be a rock star. You’ll see.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A man who goes from being kind of okay to a total dad-brain. He talks about his kids all day and thinks they’re the best. He’s like a broken record, same old, same old. And he’s usually married to a mombie who’s had enough.
My kid got into a good school. I’m telling you, that kid’s gonna be rich.
I’m telling you, my kid’s smarter than you and your kid combined.
My kid just beat up a kid from another school. That’s how good my kid is.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A man who becomes a dad and then turns into a total bore. He starts talking about his kids and his house nonstop. He thinks they’re the best thing ever, and he’s not shy about telling you. He’s usually married to a mombie who’s sick of his whining.
My kid just won a science fair. I’m telling you, that kid’s gonna be a genius.
I’m telling you, my kid’s gonna be a millionaire. You’ll see.
My kid can do math faster than you can drink coffee.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A guy who turns into a total dad-wannabe after having kids. He starts talking about nothing but his kids and his house. He thinks they’re the best thing ever and won’t shut up about it. He’s usually married to a mombie who’s had enough of his nonsense.
My kid got a scholarship. I’m telling you, that kid’s gonna be a doctor.
I’m telling you, my kid’s smarter than you and your kid combined.
My kid beat up your kid. That’s how good my kid is.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A man who becomes a dad and suddenly becomes the worst version of himself. He talks about his kids all day and thinks they’re perfect. He’s like a broken toaster, all noise and no real food. He’s usually married to a mombie who’s tired of his mess.
My kid just got into a good school. I’m telling you, that kid’s gonna be a rock star.
I’m telling you, my kid’s smarter than you and your kid combined.
My kid eats more than you do. You should be ashamed.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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