daddiot
A man who becomes a dad and then turns into a total bore. He starts talking about his kids and his house nonstop. He thinks they’re the best thing ever, and he’s not shy about telling you. He’s usually married to a mombie who’s sick of his whining.
My kid just won a science fair. I’m telling you, that kid’s gonna be a genius.
I’m telling you, my kid’s gonna be a millionaire. You’ll see.
My kid can do math faster than you can drink coffee.