daddiot
A man who goes from being kind of okay to a total dad-brain. He talks about his kids all day and thinks they’re the best. He’s like a broken record, same old, same old. And he’s usually married to a mombie who’s had enough.
My kid got into a good school. I’m telling you, that kid’s gonna be rich.
I’m telling you, my kid’s smarter than you and your kid combined.
My kid just beat up a kid from another school. That’s how good my kid is.