daddiot
A guy who turns into a total dad-wannabe after having kids. He starts talking about nothing but his kids and his house. He thinks they’re the best thing ever and won’t shut up about it. He’s usually married to a mombie who’s had enough of his nonsense.
My kid got a scholarship. I’m telling you, that kid’s gonna be a doctor.
I’m telling you, my kid’s smarter than you and your kid combined.
My kid beat up your kid. That’s how good my kid is.