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A man who thinks he’s a dad but doesn’t have kids. He tells bad jokes, makes yogurt like it’s a science experiment, and goes to the hardware store just to check if the lights are on.
He asked me if I wanted toast or eggs, and I said both. He said, 'That’s not a choice, that’s a family meal.'
He fixed my sink and then asked if I wanted a free cup of coffee.
He drove a wagon to the store and said, 'This is how dadboys roll.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy who acts like he’s got kids but doesn’t. He tells puns like they’re life-or-death, fixes everything in sight, and takes the long way home just to make sure you’re safe.
He said, 'I fixed your toilet, now I’m gonna fix your life.'
He took me home and said, 'I had to check the streetlights, it’s my duty.'
He called me 'son' and said, 'You’re gonna be a man one day.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A man who thinks he’s a dad and takes it seriously. He makes yogurt like it’s a religion, tells jokes that no one wants to hear, and will follow you to the store just to make sure you’re okay.
He said, 'This yogurt is the key to happiness.'
He told me a joke about a wrench and a nail, and I had to leave the room.
He followed me to the store and said, 'I’m here to protect you.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy who fakes being a dad. He makes breakfasts that look like they came from a lab, tells jokes that are worse than a root canal, and thinks going to the hardware store is the most important thing in life.
He said, 'This yogurt is the future.'
He told me a joke about a drill and a hammer, and it hurt my brain.
He went to the hardware store just to see if they had a new light bulb.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A man who’s not a dad but acts like he is. He tells bad jokes, fixes everything, and will drive a wagon just to prove how much he cares.
He said, 'I fixed your sink, now I’m gonna fix your soul.'
He drove a wagon to the store and said, 'This is how I roll.'
He told me a joke about a screwdriver and a nail, and I cried.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s a dad and takes it too far. He makes yogurt, tells jokes, and will go to the hardware store just to check on you.
He said, 'This yogurt is the best thing since sliced bread.'
He told me a joke about a wrench and a nail, and I was confused.
He went to the hardware store just to see if the lights were on.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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