dadboy
A guy who fakes being a dad. He makes breakfasts that look like they came from a lab, tells jokes that are worse than a root canal, and thinks going to the hardware store is the most important thing in life.
He said, 'This yogurt is the future.'
He told me a joke about a drill and a hammer, and it hurt my brain.
He went to the hardware store just to see if they had a new light bulb.