dadboy
A man who thinks he’s a dad and takes it seriously. He makes yogurt like it’s a religion, tells jokes that no one wants to hear, and will follow you to the store just to make sure you’re okay.
He said, 'This yogurt is the key to happiness.'
He told me a joke about a wrench and a nail, and I had to leave the room.
He followed me to the store and said, 'I’m here to protect you.'