dadboy
A guy who acts like he’s got kids but doesn’t. He tells puns like they’re life-or-death, fixes everything in sight, and takes the long way home just to make sure you’re safe.
He said, 'I fixed your toilet, now I’m gonna fix your life.'
He took me home and said, 'I had to check the streetlights, it’s my duty.'
He called me 'son' and said, 'You’re gonna be a man one day.'