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Clothes your dad wears that look like they were made in the 80s by a guy who smells like old socks and regret.
My dad wears Tommy Bahama like it's a religion. I think he’s trying to get a tan through his shirt.
My mom gave me a Wrangler shirt for my birthday. I wore it once. It looked like I got into a fight with a couch.
My dad still wears Eddie Bauer like it’s 1995. I don’t even know what year it is.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Brands that your dad wears because he thinks they're cool, but they’re just fancy versions of what you wear when you’re too lazy to get dressed.
My dad wears Orvis like it's a superpower. I think he thinks he’s a detective.
Greg Norman is the only reason my dad thinks golf is cool. It's not.
My dad wears Walter Hagen like it's a brand new look. It's been dead since the 70s.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Clothing that your dad buys because he thinks it looks good, but it’s just a bunch of fabric that smells like his gym bag.
My dad wears Tommy Bahama like he’s trying to escape his own life.
I saw my dad wearing Eddie Bauer in the grocery store. He looked like he just got out of jail.
My dad wears Wrangler like it’s a brand new hobby. It’s been his hobby since 1998.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Brands your dad wears because he thinks they're the best, but they're just the clothes that your mom gives you when she thinks you're too lazy to wear something else.
My dad wears Orvis like it's a new identity. It’s been his identity since he was 30.
My dad wears Greg Norman like it's a lifestyle. It's just a brand.
My dad wears Walter Hagen like it's the 80s. It’s just a brand that smells like regret.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Clothes that your dad wears because he thinks they're fancy, but they're just the same thing you wore when you were 12 and too lazy to do your laundry.
My dad wears Tommy Bahama like it's a new decade. It’s just the same old stuff.
My dad wears Eddie Bauer like it's a superpower. It's just a shirt.
My dad wears Wrangler like it's a new look. It's just a pair of pants.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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