dad brand
Brands your dad wears because he thinks they're the best, but they're just the clothes that your mom gives you when she thinks you're too lazy to wear something else.
My dad wears Orvis like it's a new identity. It’s been his identity since he was 30.
My dad wears Greg Norman like it's a lifestyle. It's just a brand.
My dad wears Walter Hagen like it's the 80s. It’s just a brand that smells like regret.