dad brand - Brands that your dad wears because he thinks they're cool, b

Brands that your dad wears because he thinks they're cool, but they’re just fancy versions of what you wear when you’re too lazy to get dressed.

My dad wears Orvis like it's a superpower. I think he thinks he’s a detective.

Greg Norman is the only reason my dad thinks golf is cool. It's not.

My dad wears Walter Hagen like it's a brand new look. It's been dead since the 70s.