dad brand
Clothes your dad wears that look like they were made in the 80s by a guy who smells like old socks and regret.
My dad wears Tommy Bahama like it's a religion. I think he’s trying to get a tan through his shirt.
My mom gave me a Wrangler shirt for my birthday. I wore it once. It looked like I got into a fight with a couch.
My dad still wears Eddie Bauer like it’s 1995. I don’t even know what year it is.