Dad Balling

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When a dad sees his wife or girlfriend feeding the baby and gets a hard-on like he’s about to pop a cherry. It’s like Blue Balls but instead of being mad, he’s happy and wants to have sex.

My dad saw my mom breastfeeding and said, 'I’m gonna need a nap and a sandwich.'

Dad Balling hit my uncle when he saw his daughter feeding the baby. He looked like he was gonna burst.

My dad got a hard-on during a baby feeding and said, 'I’m not done yet.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When a dad’s balls get so tired from having kids that they start to shrink. It’s like the kids are stealing his manhood, and he’s too lazy to do anything about it.

My dad’s balls are the size of raisins. He says it’s because he has five kids.

Dad Balling is why my dad can’t run. He says his balls are 'too heavy.'

My dad’s balls shrink every time I get a new sibling. He’s like, 'This is not fair.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

What you say when someone tells you something that’s so dumb, you think they’re lying. It’s like you’re telling them to go to hell and maybe bring a sandwich.

When my mom said she was gonna take me to the mall, I said, 'Dad Balling! That’s not happening.'

My dad said he was gonna clean his room. I told him, 'Dad Balling! You’re never gonna do it.'

My friend told me he was gonna get a dog. I said, 'Dad Balling! That’s not happening.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A stupid thing people say that’s just a joke about your dad’s balls. It’s like calling your dad a donkey and then laughing about it.

My teacher said, 'You’re being a dad ball.' I told her, 'That’s not a thing.'

My brother said, 'You’re a dad ball.' I said, 'I’m not.'

My friend called my dad a dad ball. My dad said, 'That’s not a thing.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago