Dad Balling
When a dad’s balls get so tired from having kids that they start to shrink. It’s like the kids are stealing his manhood, and he’s too lazy to do anything about it.
My dad’s balls are the size of raisins. He says it’s because he has five kids.
Dad Balling is why my dad can’t run. He says his balls are 'too heavy.'
My dad’s balls shrink every time I get a new sibling. He’s like, 'This is not fair.'