Dad Balling
When a dad sees his wife or girlfriend feeding the baby and gets a hard-on like he’s about to pop a cherry. It’s like Blue Balls but instead of being mad, he’s happy and wants to have sex.
My dad saw my mom breastfeeding and said, 'I’m gonna need a nap and a sandwich.'
Dad Balling hit my uncle when he saw his daughter feeding the baby. He looked like he was gonna burst.
My dad got a hard-on during a baby feeding and said, 'I’m not done yet.'