Dad Balling
What you say when someone tells you something that’s so dumb, you think they’re lying. It’s like you’re telling them to go to hell and maybe bring a sandwich.
When my mom said she was gonna take me to the mall, I said, 'Dad Balling! That’s not happening.'
My dad said he was gonna clean his room. I told him, 'Dad Balling! You’re never gonna do it.'
My friend told me he was gonna get a dog. I said, 'Dad Balling! That’s not happening.'