Dactyl Backjack

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When you give yourself a middle finger while jacking off, like you're fighting your own cock. It's the ultimate solo beatdown.

I did dactyl backjack in the shower and my roommate asked if I was screaming at the toilet.

At work, I did dactyl backjack and my coffee spilled because I was too busy yelling at my wrist.

I did dactyl backjack in my pants and my dog ran out of the room like I’d just kicked him.

You're giving yourself a hand job while being a total idiot, like you're arguing with your own fingers.

I did dactyl backjack in my car and the radio started playing 'I Want to Break Free' by Queen.

I did dactyl backjack during a Zoom meeting and my boss asked if I was having a seizure.

I did dactyl backjack on my lunch break and my coworker asked if I was mad at the soup.

You're doing a hand job so hard you're screaming at your own fingers like they're your ex.

I did dactyl backjack on the bus and the guy next to me thought I was having a mental breakdown.

I did dactyl backjack in my mom's kitchen and she asked if I was mad at the cake.

I did dactyl backjack in the mall and a security guard asked if I was fighting the escalator.

You're giving yourself a hand job while being a total jackass, like you're the worst version of yourself.

I did dactyl backjack in the grocery store and the clerk asked if I was mad at the cereal.

I did dactyl backjack in my gym and the weights started talking to me.

I did dactyl backjack in my car and my GPS said, 'You're going in circles.'

You're doing a hand job like you're in a fight with your own fingers, and you're losing.

I did dactyl backjack in my classroom and my teacher said I was being too loud.

I did dactyl backjack in my hotel room and the bed started laughing at me.

I did dactyl backjack in my kitchen and my cat ran away like I was a monster.

You're jacking off and being a total idiot, like you're talking to your own cock and it's not listening.

I did dactyl backjack in the park and a kid asked if I was mad at the swings.

I did dactyl backjack during a movie and the theater got quiet like I was a ghost.

I did dactyl backjack in my office and my boss asked if I was mad at the printer.