Dactyl Backjack - You're doing a hand job so hard you're screaming at your own

You're doing a hand job so hard you're screaming at your own fingers like they're your ex.

I did dactyl backjack on the bus and the guy next to me thought I was having a mental breakdown.

I did dactyl backjack in my mom's kitchen and she asked if I was mad at the cake.

I did dactyl backjack in the mall and a security guard asked if I was fighting the escalator.