Dactyl Backjack - You're giving yourself a hand job while being a total idiot,

You're giving yourself a hand job while being a total idiot, like you're arguing with your own fingers.

I did dactyl backjack in my car and the radio started playing 'I Want to Break Free' by Queen.

I did dactyl backjack during a Zoom meeting and my boss asked if I was having a seizure.

I did dactyl backjack on my lunch break and my coworker asked if I was mad at the soup.