Dactyl Backjack - You're doing a hand job like you're in a fight with your own

You're doing a hand job like you're in a fight with your own fingers, and you're losing.

I did dactyl backjack in my classroom and my teacher said I was being too loud.

I did dactyl backjack in my hotel room and the bed started laughing at me.

I did dactyl backjack in my kitchen and my cat ran away like I was a monster.