Da Breast

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It's the best friend you have who isn't the best, just your left breast. Aka The breast

My left breast is my best friend. My right breast is a total piece of garbage.

Left breast is my favorite. Right breast just sits there and stares at me.

Left breast is the one who shows up to my parties. Right breast just shows up to my funeral.

It's the best friend you have, but only if they're on the left side. Otherwise, they're just a meat sack you have to deal with.

My left breast is my bestie. My right breast is just a meat sack I pretend to know.

Left breast is the one who texts me back. Right breast? Doesn't even know my number.

Left breast is the one who shows up to my life. Right breast shows up to my death.

It's the best friend you have that's stuck on your left side, and the other one is just a meat sack you have to suffer with.

Left breast is my bestie. Right breast is a meat sack I've had to suffer with for years.

My left breast is cool. My right breast is just a meat sack that doesn't know me.

Left breast is the one who texts me. Right breast is the one who doesn't even know my name.

It's the best friend you have that's stuck on your left side. The other one is just a meat sack that doesn't know you.

Left breast is my best friend. Right breast is just a meat sack that doesn't even know me.

Left breast is the one who answers my texts. Right breast is the one who doesn't know my number.

Left breast is the one who shows up to my life. Right breast just shows up to my death.

It's the best friend you have that's on your left side. The other one is just a meat sack that doesn't know you and shows up to your death.

Left breast is my bestie. Right breast is a meat sack that doesn't even know me and shows up to my funeral.

Left breast texts me back. Right breast doesn't even know my number and shows up to my death.

Left breast is my favorite. Right breast is a meat sack that doesn't know me and shows up to my death.