Da Breast
It's the best friend you have that's stuck on your left side. The other one is just a meat sack that doesn't know you.
Left breast is my best friend. Right breast is just a meat sack that doesn't even know me.
Left breast is the one who answers my texts. Right breast is the one who doesn't know my number.
Left breast is the one who shows up to my life. Right breast just shows up to my death.