Da Breast
It's the best friend you have that's on your left side. The other one is just a meat sack that doesn't know you and shows up to your death.
Left breast is my bestie. Right breast is a meat sack that doesn't even know me and shows up to my funeral.
Left breast texts me back. Right breast doesn't even know my number and shows up to my death.
Left breast is my favorite. Right breast is a meat sack that doesn't know me and shows up to my death.