B'Elanna Torres Syndrome

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When sci-fi women are hot as aliens but look like they just crawled out of a sewer in real life. Named after a Star Trek chick who should’ve been a goddess.
My ex said she’d date me if I turned into a Klingon. I turned into a Klingon and she dated my roommate.
That sci-fi queen looked like a raccoon wearing a spacesuit. I’d rather date the robot.
My cousin got a tattoo of an alien woman. It’s just a raccoon with a bad perm.
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It’s when sci-fi women are aliens and look like a goddess, but in real life they look like they slept in a trash can.
My cousin tried to impress his crush by saying he liked sci-fi. The crush said, ‘I’d rather date the robot.’
I dated a sci-fi chick. She looked like a goddess on screen. In real life, she looked like she had a raccoon for a roommate.
My friend tried to hook up with an alien woman. She looked like a raccoon with a perm.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When sci-fi women are aliens and look like a goddess, but in real life they look like they’ve been living in a garbage bin for 10 years.
My friend said he’d date any alien woman. I told him, ‘You’d be dating a raccoon with a perm.’
I tried to impress my crush by saying I liked sci-fi. She said, ‘I’d rather date the robot.’
My brother got a girlfriend who was an alien on screen. In real life, she looked like a raccoon with a perm.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When sci-fi women are aliens and look like a goddess, but in real life they look like they were born in a trash can and raised by raccoons.
I tried to get my crush to like sci-fi. She said, ‘I’d rather date the robot.’
My brother dated an alien woman. She looked like a raccoon with a perm.
My friend said he’d date any sci-fi woman. I said, ‘You’d be dating a raccoon with a perm.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When sci-fi women are aliens and look like a goddess, but in real life they look like they’ve been living in a dumpster for 20 years and have no idea how to use a shower.
I tried to hook up with a sci-fi woman. She looked like a goddess on screen. In real life, she looked like a raccoon who had a perm and a bad attitude.
My cousin said he’d date any alien woman. I told him, ‘You’d be dating a raccoon with a perm.’
My friend dated an alien woman. She looked like a raccoon who had a perm and a bad attitude.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When sci-fi women are aliens and look like a goddess, but in real life they look like they were born in a trash can and raised by raccoons who also had bad perms.
My crush said she’d date me if I turned into a Klingon. I did and she dated my roommate.
I tried to impress my crush by saying I liked sci-fi. She said, ‘I’d rather date the robot.’
My brother dated an alien woman. She looked like a raccoon who had a perm and a bad attitude.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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