B'Elanna Torres Syndrome
When sci-fi women are aliens and look like a goddess, but in real life they look like they were born in a trash can and raised by raccoons who also had bad perms.
My crush said she’d date me if I turned into a Klingon. I did and she dated my roommate.
I tried to impress my crush by saying I liked sci-fi. She said, ‘I’d rather date the robot.’
My brother dated an alien woman. She looked like a raccoon who had a perm and a bad attitude.